Oh hi hello there. I'm Mallory Blair. I am a 23-year-old New Yorker, spending most of my time making Small Girls PR run.

Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.

With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!

Your Pal Mal

Malz Mailbox Pt. 3

“I heard you do campus programming such as concerts so i was wondering if there was any chance you could get Damian Marley to come to NYU because i know this sounds cliche and mushy and such and you probably dont care but i need to win over this girls heart and shes in love with damian marley. so could you guys help me out here.

thank you so much - [redacted]”

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