I love Nicki Minaj and so, today, I love Pepsi

Pepsi is sending me to the secret Nicki Minaj concert tonight.  It is so secret I don’t have the address yet, I just know that I’m going to be picked up and whisked away to a land of girlish laughter and womanly bravado, where pink-sparkled barbies sip on brown-fizzied soda in their 6-inch heels and brass knuckles.

I am so happy I could cry into my complimentary Pepsi.

sexy logo provided by our partner, Pepsi. duh.