Oh hi hello there. I'm Mallory Blair. I am a 23-year-old New Yorker, spending most of my time making Small Girls PR run.

Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.

With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!

Your Pal Mal

I love Nicki Minaj and so, today, I love Pepsi

Pepsi is sending me to the secret Nicki Minaj concert tonight.  It is so secret I don’t have the address yet, I just know that I’m going to be picked up and whisked away to a land of girlish laughter and womanly bravado, where pink-sparkled barbies sip on brown-fizzied soda in their 6-inch heels and brass knuckles.

I am so happy I could cry into my complimentary Pepsi.

sexy logo provided by our partner, Pepsi. duh.

  1. schmoyoho said: OMG SO JELLIS
  2. justin said: Oh the power of brown bubbling water! Have fun!!
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