Oh hi hello there. I'm Mallory Blair. I am a 23-year-old New Yorker, spending most of my time making Small Girls PR run.

Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.

With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!

Your Pal Mal

I have to buy The Notebooks of Malte Laurids Brigge for school, so naturally I googled it and found that the MTV store offers classic literature at the lowest price.  While there is a lot to be said about that idea, the coolest part was their totally on point recommendations for thing I “may also like” based on my search for an early 20th century book about a Danish poet abroad in Paris.

I have to buy The Notebooks of Malte Laurids Brigge for school, so naturally I googled it and found that the MTV store offers classic literature at the lowest price.  While there is a lot to be said about that idea, the coolest part was their totally on point recommendations for thing I “may also like” based on my search for an early 20th century book about a Danish poet abroad in Paris.

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