Oh hi hello there. I'm Mallory Blair. I am a 23-year-old New Yorker, spending most of my time making Small Girls PR run.
Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.
With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!
Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.
With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!
Your Pal Mal
Dancer Risks Everything (The Onion)
Funniest Onion article in recent memory.
Dance Movies I have seen in theatres in full: Center Stage (twice), Bring it On, Bring it on Again, Step Up, Step Up 2 The Streets, How She Move, You Got Served, Take the Lead, Dance with Me, Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights (I own this on DVD, too, in case you’re interested), Mad Hot Ballroom. There are probably others I can’t think of right now, but the point is, I knew every one of the allusions in the article and I am pretty sure they didn’t mean for anyone to be able to do that…
