Oh hi hello there. I'm Mallory Blair. I am a 23-year-old New Yorker, spending most of my time making Small Girls PR run.

Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.

With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!

Your Pal Mal

Trash-talk pop culture may lose its influence with today’s teens. The rise of Avril Lavigne — an ordinary-looking, midriff-free, non-dancing singer hailed as the “anti-Britney” — may presage this generation’s backlash against over-hyped, X-treme 1990s culture. Total lols from Strauss & Howe

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