Oh hi hello there. I'm Mallory Blair. I am a 23-year-old New Yorker, spending most of my time making Small Girls PR run.

Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.

With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!

Your Pal Mal

This group is megalolz because it makes fun of people for believing moronic ideas, while at the same time promoting another moronic idea The most poignant facebook comment I’ve ever seen!  This was written on a facebook group that claims Bill Gates is tracking an email and will pay you if you forward it but then reveals at the end that the money part is fake and it was a trick to get people to stay in the group and talk about loving God.

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