Oh hi hello there. I'm Mallory Blair. I am a 23-year-old New Yorker, spending most of my time making Small Girls PR run.

Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.

With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!

Your Pal Mal

I hosted the Paper Nightlife Awards for Paper TV.

& while Pierce is the most ruthless editor ever, taking all of the funny and all of the Mallory out of the video (oh was that redundant?), he at least kept the bit around 3 minutes in which you get a glimpse of me aggressively hitting on Luigi Tadini (I am a hopeless romantic for the gays.)  Longer version of the vid to come in which Taylor Hanson gets uncomfortable, The Blondes get frisky, and Mischa Barton tells us she only wants to be interviewed if we tell her what to say.  (What?)

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