Oh hi hello there. I'm Mallory Blair. I am a 23-year-old New Yorker, spending most of my time making Small Girls PR run.

Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.

With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!

Your Pal Mal

Anton Glamb’s “About Me” on Facebook

I throw up a couple times a night a couple times a week. I need a knee surgery. I’m recording an EP gonna drop soon on a new label Heavy Roc Music. I like to wipe paint off of me if I can, but sometimes it’s stuck for a little while. I try to brush my teeth and shower at least twice a week, whether I need it or not. I had a nightmare that I was at a football game last night. Last week I had a nightmare that I ordered a pork chop on top of a plate full of mayonaise (like 2 inches thick). I think nightmares are funner than good dreams because half the time life’s kind of like a good dream anyways, but last night I saw a guy get all bloodied up gnarly at union square, no cops did anything about it and then I couldn’t find my friends in Brooklyn with a dead phone, but then all of a sudden I saw all my friends and found fresh beers on the ground and last night was one of my throw up nights. I don’t know maybe that is kind of nightmare but it was also good dream.”

Note: At the Halloween edition of Zombieville, we advertised that if you came dressed specifically as a Red M&M, you’d get $3 off of the door price.  Anton and the girl he brought were the only two people that came dressed as red m&ms.

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