Your Pal Mal

[True Blood’s Stephen Moyer] is broody, secretive, just approaching the far side of appropriate age for young women, and as well he’s remote, not at all prone to oversharing—and these behaviors conspire to create a constant and juvenile hysteria of narrative relationship drama, the kind of drama that inflames the sort of diary-keeping young person who think that love is a Victorian battle of all-out devotion, suicidal ideation and hyperactive, engineered passion (as opposed to, you know, constancy, respect and lack of drama). In short, he would never use Twitter, which is all anyone wants in a man.

Choire explains the hotness of Stephen Moyer in six sentences. (via molls)

But… I love Edward Cullen.  Wait, there’s an apt explanation for that, too.