Oh hi hello there. I'm Mallory Blair. I am a 23-year-old New Yorker, spending most of my time making Small Girls PR run.

Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.

With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!

Your Pal Mal

Hey pals in NYC.

A few tips to keep you happy during the storm, which I got from a puppy-care website. I am sure they will work for you.

1. First, put on some classical music.
2. Wear a really tight shirt. Puppies are soothed by tightly holding them when they get anxious, so go ahead and give yourself a surrogate hug by putting on a tight shirt.
3. Wrap a warm blanket around your head with an alarm clock near your ear. It reminds puppies of a heartbeat, I am sure you’ll get the same effect.
4. Wet a warm washcloth and put it on your belly.
5. Take your favorite toy and put it in the freezer. Then chew on it for a while.

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