Oh hi hello there. I'm Mallory Blair. I am a 23-year-old New Yorker, spending most of my time making Small Girls PR run.

Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.

With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!

Your Pal Mal

Dear Sir,

I just listened to your voicemail from this weekend about the city smelling like maple syrup and so forth.  While I recognize your voice and loved this voicemail so much I just listened to it seven times in a row, the number was blocked and you didn’t leave your name.  I want to tell you it was a wonderful image!  A city of pancakes!  So I am putting this up here, hoping one day you come across this when you’re down and think “hey, well, there is one thing I at least do really well— leave fantastic voicemails.”

Very much appreciatively,

Mallory

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