Oh hi hello there. I'm Mallory Blair. I am a 23-year-old New Yorker, spending most of my time making Small Girls PR run.

Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.

With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!

Your Pal Mal

Yesterday 5 of us went to Six Flags Great Adventure!, “the classy capital of America” according to my voicemail, in honor of Dave’s birthday.  Pictured here is their (and the world’s) tallest and fastest rollercoaster, the Kingda Ka, which reaches a speed of 128 mph in less than 3.5 seconds.  Dave and his friends rode this while Lex and I watched from afar, eating our (super frightened) feelings.  Other highlights include: not waiting on any lines, Wizards & Dragons glow-in-the-dark mini-golf that never happened, sunshine all day despite forecasts of rain, and toilet paper hanging from Lex’s shorts for a while until someone else pointed it out.

Yesterday 5 of us went to Six Flags Great Adventure!, “the classy capital of America” according to my voicemail, in honor of Dave’s birthday.  Pictured here is their (and the world’s) tallest and fastest rollercoaster, the Kingda Ka, which reaches a speed of 128 mph in less than 3.5 seconds.  Dave and his friends rode this while Lex and I watched from afar, eating our (super frightened) feelings.  Other highlights include: not waiting on any lines, Wizards & Dragons glow-in-the-dark mini-golf that never happened, sunshine all day despite forecasts of rain, and toilet paper hanging from Lex’s shorts for a while until someone else pointed it out.

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