Oh hi hello there. I'm Mallory Blair. I am a 23-year-old New Yorker, spending most of my time making Small Girls PR run.
Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.
With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!
Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.
With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!
Your Pal Mal
The Office
Sexually Ambiguous Coworker:: I didn’t want to tell you this, but before I started working for you, we met at Sway and you kissed me on the lips.
Straight Boss:: What???
Sexually Ambiguous Coworker:: Yeah I mean, I thought it was weird, and I didn’t want to say anything…
Straight Boss:: Was it an open-mouth, wet one?
…
Straight Boss:: Well, how gay was it???!
Sexually Ambiguous Coworker:: Think about how weird I felt.
