About

Oh hi hello there. I'm Mallory Blair. Welcome to my internet space. This is where I used to scrapbook all kinds of things but now just update with quasi-significant, yet impersonal experiences I'm experiencing. Wait, what?

With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!

WELCOME MAT

May 29, 2008

The Office

• Sexually Ambiguous Coworker: I didn’t want to tell you this, but before I started working for you, we met at Sway and you kissed me on the lips.
• Straight Boss: What???
• Sexually Ambiguous Coworker: Yeah I mean, I thought it was weird, and I didn’t want to say anything…
• Straight Boss: Was it an open-mouth, wet one?
• …
• Straight Boss: Well, how gay was it???!
• Sexually Ambiguous Coworker: Think about how weird I felt.

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