Oh hi hello there. I'm Mallory Blair. I am a 23-year-old New Yorker, spending most of my time making Small Girls PR run.

Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.

With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!

Your Pal Mal

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abe:: actually i'm of the opinion that i'm setting trends that won't be in play for another 3 - 4 years, so it's cool.

me:: hahahaha abe.

abe:: seriously, i mean, i had the common sense to move away from nyc

me:: so suburban massachusetts is the predicted trend for 2012?

abe:: it's only a matter of time before daft punk's popularity fades into a general popular acceptance of post 1996 electronic dance music. i am preparing for that wave.

me:: you will be the first to move to the moon.

abe:: it's not about being first. it's about being best.

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