Oh hi hello there. I'm Mallory Blair. I am a 23-year-old New Yorker, spending most of my time making Small Girls PR run.

Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.

With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!

Your Pal Mal

I met Thunderheist (real name Isis) in the ladies room at Studio B where we had been banded together for a photoshoot for Missbehave Magazine.  Later that night, I realized she was actually one of the artists performing as she pulled me up on stage to dance with her.  Months later, I ran into her at a Yo Majesty show and not only did she remember my name but she dragged me into a cab with her, for which she paid the total bill, planting me safely at home.  It feels goods to see an artist that gives such good vibes getting good vibes in return:  above is one of the finalist’s for her “Jerk It” video competition.  You can vote here.

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