Oh hi hello there. I'm Mallory Blair. I am a 23-year-old New Yorker, spending most of my time making Small Girls PR run.

Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.

With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!

Your Pal Mal

So my comments option is temporarily frozen so that none may be deleted. This is due to potential legal action being taken against a certain label as their staff members have agglomerated and released my personal contact information to their fans for dissing one of their artists on MTV.  Both the label’s representatives and their artists have sent me death threats that have increasingly called for serious attention.  Unfortunately all this has probably done has been to ensure that their unfortunate break-out star and related artists will suffer in future attempts to utilize MTVu and affiliates.

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