Oh hi hello there. I'm Mallory Blair. I am a 23-year-old New Yorker, spending most of my time making Small Girls PR run.

Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.

With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!

Your Pal Mal

So, remember when i sent you that cover letter for NYMag? well i was really floored by your advice, you put it perfectly, it was really impressive, though you probably don’t even remember.
Anyway, it was too late for me to include the things you thought might make me a stronger candidate then - but this fall it wasn’t! Long story short, today is my interview for a paid NYmag.com position. Mike Vilensky, movie critic for Dan’s Papers and the man who will be sending me headhunter fees with all his checks for the next bajillion years.  

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