Oh hi hello there. I'm Mallory Blair. I am a 23-year-old New Yorker, spending most of my time making Small Girls PR run.

Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.

With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!

Your Pal Mal

Backstage on the “Hi Hater” set last week.
If you aren’t already singing this song, you will be soon.  I know I gave it a pish-posh review on MTV but after a dozen or so more plays this song becomes impossible to get out of your head.  Now that the remix is featuring such big names as above (and more behind the camera’s view) it’s going to be impossible to get off the radio, too.

Backstage on the “Hi Hater” set last week.

If you aren’t already singing this song, you will be soon.  I know I gave it a pish-posh review on MTV but after a dozen or so more plays this song becomes impossible to get out of your head.  Now that the remix is featuring such big names as above (and more behind the camera’s view) it’s going to be impossible to get off the radio, too.

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