Oh hi hello there. I'm Mallory Blair. I am a 23-year-old New Yorker, spending most of my time making Small Girls PR run.

Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.

With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!

Your Pal Mal

I invited Dave to be my +1 to Ryan Mcginley’s welcome home party, featuring free drinks and cake, Cat Power, a private set by the Virgins, and so much fun.  He said he’d rather go to this party down his street instead.  … I totally rescind that awesome feelings post I wrote about him earlier.

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