Oh hi hello there. I'm Mallory Blair. I am a 23-year-old New Yorker, spending most of my time making Small Girls PR run.

Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.

With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!

Your Pal Mal

TV fun times!

It’s entirely fitting that on the day the United States gives the average American a day off, the United States also gives the average American an excuse to do their favorite thing— watch TV (and more specifically, TV marathons.)

Spike TV will air a CSI marathon on Monday from 9am til 10pm.

TV Land will air a Scrubs marathon on Monday for seven hours.

TNT will air 12 episode of The Closer starting at 9am.

VH1 Classics will air 80 hours of the ’80s starting on Friday at 4pm.

SOAPNet will air the original Beverly Hills, 90210 for all 24 hours of Labor Day.

I’m making popcorn, who’s coming over?

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