Oh hi hello there. I'm Mallory Blair. I am a 23-year-old New Yorker, spending most of my time making Small Girls PR run.

Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.

With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!

Your Pal Mal

Julia Allison recently posted a picture of a flowergirl at a wedding citing her as the winner of “The Most Philosophical 2nd Grader in America” award last year.  It peaked my curiousity— are they comparing and contrasting manifestos of 2nd graders, autobiographies of 8-year-olds?  (Turns out they are giving them a question or a word and asking them to respond to it with fingerpaintings.)  Here is another winner from last year.   Terrifying, hilarious, and heart wrenching all come to mind— but philosophical?

Julia Allison recently posted a picture of a flowergirl at a wedding citing her as the winner of “The Most Philosophical 2nd Grader in America” award last year.  It peaked my curiousity— are they comparing and contrasting manifestos of 2nd graders, autobiographies of 8-year-olds?  (Turns out they are giving them a question or a word and asking them to respond to it with fingerpaintings.)  Here is another winner from last year.   Terrifying, hilarious, and heart wrenching all come to mind— but philosophical?

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