Oh hi hello there. I'm Mallory Blair. I am a 23-year-old New Yorker, spending most of my time making Small Girls PR run.

Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.

With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!

Your Pal Mal

Yesterday I was called to come out to Fuse TV and audition on a whim to host a new show on Gameplay HD.  Today I got the word that I’ve been selected to do it, so for most of November I’ll be paid to play video games and make a fool of myself in public.  Two things I have been doing for years for free!

Yesterday I was called to come out to Fuse TV and audition on a whim to host a new show on Gameplay HD.  Today I got the word that I’ve been selected to do it, so for most of November I’ll be paid to play video games and make a fool of myself in public.  Two things I have been doing for years for free!

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