Oh hi hello there. I'm Mallory Blair. I am a 23-year-old New Yorker, spending most of my time making Small Girls PR run.

Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.

With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!

Your Pal Mal

In the past two days I’ve been on set for 18 hours.  A majority of my time has been shaped by working with the guys who star in (and wrote) the above short.  It’s definitely a little foreshadowing of what this show is shaping out to be like.

NOTE:  I realize some of you may not be as obsessive television watchers as I am… the above is a parody of the show TMZ in which papparazi and gossip rag journalists trash dum dum celebz.

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