Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.
With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!
Your Pal Mal
A morning e-mail
I finished Heroes last night. And by finished I mean I finished. I watched all of Season 1 and then watched the first episode of Season 2 and it was so boring that I’m not planning on watching anymore.
But this email is about if I made Heroes, who the characters would be:
1) a guy who can make himself smell like anything
2) a guy who can see different spectrums
3) a girl that can intuit your favorite color
4) a guy whose hair is impossibly strong, like superman’s
5) a girl that can make people cry
6) a guy that can regenerate limbs like a reptile or starfish
Heroes had the right idea with characters like the woman who can hear really well, and Sylar’s original power, but things like super strength, emitting radioactivity at high levels, and telekineses are too powerful.
