Oh hi hello there. I'm Mallory Blair. I am a 23-year-old New Yorker, spending most of my time making Small Girls PR run.

Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.

With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!

Your Pal Mal

Front space:  My friend Dan uses the photoshop bandaid feature on Nelly’s bandaids.

Back space: I used to unlock my dorm room to find Dan sitting alone at my laptop tinkering with my computer.  While it was weird, considering he lived one door down, my room would be locked, and no one would be home, I think all that toying with other peoples internet has had some awesome stuff come out of it.

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