Oh hi hello there. I'm Mallory Blair. I am a 23-year-old New Yorker, spending most of my time making Small Girls PR run.

Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.

With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!

Your Pal Mal

new remix out on tommy boy records

jessenovak:

I remixed the song Just Impolite by Plushgun for the new EP “Dancing In A Minefield.” My remix appears alongside the work of total genius Andrew WK. You can hear the song on the myspace page for one of my newer names, Jesse No or even buy it on iTunes

What happened to J. No?  Or Jesse Novak?  Or $mart Genius?  Or Tugboat?  You’re killing me, J. No Jesse Novak Jesse No.

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