Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.
With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!
Your Pal Mal
Clark from User Operations of Facebook:: Hi Ary, After reviewing your situation, we have determined that you violated our Terms of Use. Please note that nudity and other sexually explicit content is not allowed on the site. Additionally, we do not allow users to send messages that are sexually suggestive, or that other users may find harassing in nature. We will not be able to reactivate your account for any reason. This decision is final. Thanks for your understanding, Clark, User Operations of Facebook
Ary:: Clark and any other facebook employee, I'm very lost as to what terms I've violated and find it odd that you won't even tell me what I did wrong. This is very unfair. Unfortunately there is nothing I can do about it at this point, besides let you know you are making a mistake. Messaging sexual messages? Come on, I have a girlfriend that I'm very happy with and when I'm in the mood to jack off, i go to a normal porn site. Not Facebook. So, I guess since there are no "email terms" to violate, I can safely say YOU GUYS ARE DICKS. Thanks, Ary
