Oh hi hello there. I'm Mallory Blair. I am a 23-year-old New Yorker, spending most of my time making Small Girls PR run.

Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.

With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!

Your Pal Mal

Computer Troubs

Abe has been crashing at my place and though I am now on my screen name and he is floating about downtown, I am getting IMs directed towards him from screennames that include psuedonyms such as “weinerman”.  Though he was really adamant about erasing my computer’s entire web history and logging out in fear of me “pirating [his] secrets” after every use, he seems to have meddled with it enough to conjoin our aim accounts.  THANKS A LOT HEYHEYLUCIANI.

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