Oh hi hello there. I'm Mallory Blair. I am a 23-year-old New Yorker, spending most of my time making Small Girls PR run.

Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.

With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!

Your Pal Mal

…   I was confused by this because after looking at his profile this guy is both American and caucasian.  The only solution is that he must think I’M asian, and not just asian but whatever specific ethnicty would say “nomuste” (maybe South Asian because it sounds like India’s “namaste”?)  Whatev, DE-nied.

…   I was confused by this because after looking at his profile this guy is both American and caucasian.  The only solution is that he must think I’M asian, and not just asian but whatever specific ethnicty would say “nomuste” (maybe South Asian because it sounds like India’s “namaste”?)  Whatev, DE-nied.

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