Oh hi hello there. I'm Mallory Blair. I am a 23-year-old New Yorker, spending most of my time making Small Girls PR run.

Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.

With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!

Your Pal Mal

Pierce Jackson and Ashley Simko admiring that I wore metal to the metal ball.
(Funny fact: I’m actually wearing a metallic blue jumpsuit which I rolled the legs up and put a shiny skirt over so it just looked like a dress— all somewhat unseeable in this image.  Upon hearing I was wearing a jumpsuit pre-arrival, Pierce was so inspired that he wore one himself, despite the fact that it was not metallic whatsoever.  I felt bad leaving him hanging like that.)

Pierce Jackson and Ashley Simko admiring that I wore metal to the metal ball.

(Funny fact: I’m actually wearing a metallic blue jumpsuit which I rolled the legs up and put a shiny skirt over so it just looked like a dress— all somewhat unseeable in this image.  Upon hearing I was wearing a jumpsuit pre-arrival, Pierce was so inspired that he wore one himself, despite the fact that it was not metallic whatsoever.  I felt bad leaving him hanging like that.)

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