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petervidani:

pilnick:

Dear Neighbour, you are not invited to my party
From the spider drawing guy comes a great series of emails to his neighbor regarding a vibrant non-invitation.


I love David Thorne.  However, this e-mail exchange’s victim seemed a bit less realistic than the woman from spider drawings.  Mayhaps he made these up?  Aw.

petervidani:

pilnick:

Dear Neighbour, you are not invited to my party

From the spider drawing guy comes a great series of emails to his neighbor regarding a vibrant non-invitation.

I love David Thorne.  However, this e-mail exchange’s victim seemed a bit less realistic than the woman from spider drawings.  Mayhaps he made these up?  Aw.

  1. snarkymcgee reblogged this from peterwknox and added:
    guy to move in next door to me? F*ck the male model, I want to be neighbors with David Thorne.
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  3. cdotspot reblogged this from tim-ryan and added:
    Dude. Hilarious.
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  5. indieandyy reblogged this from pilnick and added:
    Spider…i’ve just wiped my eyes dry in order
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    nokaalma: johnbrissenden: baitandswitch: markn: allthiscanbeyours: helenpham: pilnick: Dear Neighbour, you are not...
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    baitandswitch:markn:allthiscanbeyours:helenpham:
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  13. margeeka reblogged this from onemoretimewithfeeling and added:
    Awesome on 1,001 levels.
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    This is so funny. Made...day and it’s only noon.
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    everything spider guy does is like seeing a unicorn made of diamonds
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    baitandswitch:markn:allthiscanbeyours:helenpham:pilnick: Dear Neighbour, you are not invited to
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    clickitty click away..hilarious shhii
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  27. stephensheephill reblogged this from baitandswitch and added:
    Who is this mad genius?
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    Dear Neighbour, you are not invited to...From the spider drawing guy comes a great series...

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