Oh hi hello there. I'm Mallory Blair. I am a 23-year-old New Yorker, spending most of my time making Small Girls PR run.

Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.

With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!

Your Pal Mal

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Friends for Christmas Forever (for Christmas) - My friend Joe Valle under his alias “Josh Vale” from last year’s compilation, A Christmas Special I

This Christmas time, I just want to be with a friend
Cause a friend is a gift you can’t return in the end
Now, as I watch Home Alone alone,
As I wait for the telephone,
Looks like a lonely Christmas again.
This year- I just want a best friend!

Yes, it’s here!  Christmas day, I’m having a good time.
Now- I’m so happy! 
I’ve got a best friend!  We like to do things!
Yes, it’s cool!
Me and my friend, we go to school!
It’s all good!  Friends forever. 
Together forever.  Forever, forever!

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