Oh hi hello there. I'm Mallory Blair. I am a 23-year-old New Yorker, spending most of my time making Small Girls PR run.

Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.

With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!

Your Pal Mal

That-Go's "internet page"

I caught a That-Go podcast interview a few months ago and since then have been meaning to document somewhere that this Seattle team were the masterminds behind two of the most whackster music videos of 2008: Thunderheist’s “Jerk It” (which I cooed over back in July) and NPSH’s “Sophisticated Side Ponytail” (which tumblr fell in love with in the fall.)  These guys seem to do everything right.  The only thing missing are some rotating skull .gifs.

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