Oh hi hello there. I'm Mallory Blair. I am a 23-year-old New Yorker, spending most of my time making Small Girls PR run.

Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.

With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!

Your Pal Mal

Why, Vimeo?

I have been uploading, downloading, converting, and sweatin’ over trying to embed the special I did for this here network to no avail.  I once got really close but after conversion, Vimeo denied my permission.  I don’t get the vimeo stipulation because I have a writing credit on the show and hosted it, which means I am the person on-air for 99% of the time… but maybe it doesn’t count because I was paid and it was a union crew?  Is that it? Can anyone explain this to me?

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