Oh hi hello there. I'm Mallory Blair. I am a 23-year-old New Yorker, spending most of my time making Small Girls PR run.

Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.

With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!

Your Pal Mal

Malz Mailbox pt. 9

I somehow managed to skip over multiple e-mails Charlie sent me regarding potentially going to see the Previously on Lost show I’d tumbl’d about.  He poses this question in order to quantify his entertainment:

How good is the band on the Funny / Good ratio? (Barenaked Ladies being 6/3, They Might Be Giants being a 6/4 and Jay Z, up to and including black album, being a 6/7)  I’m not sure if those ratios are consistent across themselves, but the max for each value should be a 10.  (A musical comedy scored by lennon mcartney using only seinfeld jokes from im telling you for the last time, released in 1999 being a 10/10)

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