Oh hi hello there. I'm Mallory Blair. I am a 23-year-old New Yorker, spending most of my time making Small Girls PR run.

Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.

With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!

Your Pal Mal

Remember when I talked about how the only Fs I’ve ever received were on Creative Writing assignments?

Remember when I talked about how the only Fs I’ve ever received were on Creative Writing assignments?

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    indi dear this is two girls one cup
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    I hate reading small print on the internet. I made an exception for this and caught a few lines of it. Seems rblog...
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    This is actually too close to reality for me. I wouldn’t have gave it a 0 though. That’s fucking tough. I’d go with...
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    kristyagogo:hotg0ssip: yourpalmal...This is a great paper! How the hell does this get 0%!...
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    not a fan of bathroom humor etc— and thank god i have never watched this… but I have to say— this is the kind of paper I...
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    you are my hero for actually turning this in.
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    I am so close to peeing my pants laughing right now.
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    The wit of this writing is far too advanced for an ARTS-1100 class. Also, this makes it easy to see why yourpalmal is my...
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    Words are lost on me. I wish I could write like that.

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