Oh hi hello there. I'm Mallory Blair. I am a 23-year-old New Yorker, spending most of my time making Small Girls PR run.

Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.

With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!

Your Pal Mal

Is it weird that this site lets you see what your babies would look like if you conceived with underage celebrities?  Chris Brown is 17 and Miley Cyrus is 15.  This looks awful funky on a website geared towards planned parenting.

Is it weird that this site lets you see what your babies would look like if you conceived with underage celebrities?  Chris Brown is 17 and Miley Cyrus is 15.  This looks awful funky on a website geared towards planned parenting.

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