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mollysoda:

this one was always my favourite,
asofterworld

My senior year a boy transfered to the junior class that I really admired.  He wore bright green sneakers and had a crisp haircut with limbs that just sort of hung there.  In between boyfriends, I walked up to him when he was sitting alone at a lunch table and said, “Oh, hey, hi.  I just wanted to let you know I think you are really beautiful.”  I have since learned this is an inappropriate thing to do because this guy told our one mutual friend what a weirdo I was and never looked at me again.

mollysoda:

this one was always my favourite,

asofterworld

My senior year a boy transfered to the junior class that I really admired.  He wore bright green sneakers and had a crisp haircut with limbs that just sort of hung there.  In between boyfriends, I walked up to him when he was sitting alone at a lunch table and said, “Oh, hey, hi.  I just wanted to let you know I think you are really beautiful.”  I have since learned this is an inappropriate thing to do because this guy told our one mutual friend what a weirdo I was and never looked at me again.

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    hahahahaha, awh, i love that.
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