Oh hi hello there. I'm Mallory Blair. I am a 23-year-old New Yorker, spending most of my time making Small Girls PR run.

Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.

With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!

Your Pal Mal

Secret Agent Man

In attempting to make an appointment with my advisor he sent me an address that says “ring bell and wait for futher instruction” and then attached a phone number asking me to call to confirm I understand.  I’m assuming he wants the verbal confirmation so he can cut the paper trace and cue the self-destruct button on the message.

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