Oh hi hello there. I'm Mallory Blair. I am a 23-year-old New Yorker, spending most of my time making Small Girls PR run.

Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.

With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!

Your Pal Mal

"If i have to watch you run by my hospital bed window one more time without at least giving me a film-esque slow motion stare and smile i will kill myself."

This is obviously fake so I have little qualms about having some fun with it.  It’s just interesting that he uses suicide as a threat but moments later inadvertently negates any guilt she might have by suggesting he’ll be dying any day now due to other circumstances.

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