Oh hi hello there. I'm Mallory Blair. I am a 23-year-old New Yorker, spending most of my time making Small Girls PR run.

Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.

With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!

Your Pal Mal

She said boy I don’t just ride, She’ll pull up beside of me. I had to ask her what she doin in that caddy. She said cause you my baby I’d be stuntin’ like my daddy.

Ne-Yo, She Got Her Own (Miss Independent)

Woke up to this song this morning and actually smiled at this part.

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