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Your Pal Mal
From my new show, “Ghost Hunter! (I hope)”Tom Oatmeal: This place looks haunted.
Home Owner: It’s not.
Tom Oatmeal: Are you sure? It seems like it’s haunted.
Home Owner: (annoyed) I’m sure it’s not haunted.
Tom Oatmeal: I’d better take a look under these floorboards to see if there is a secret room with corpses. That might explain the ghosts in here.
Home Owner: It’s like you’re not even listening to me.
(Tom pulls out “ghost hammer” which is a regular hammer that he wrapped in foil)
Home Owner: You’re not hammering through my hardwood floor.
Tom Oatmeal: Oh really? That sounds like something a ghost might say.
Home Owner: (sighs) I’m not a ghost you idiot. (Notices something) Oh my god, your eyes are like completely dilated. Are you okay?
(Tom goes outside and sits in the van)
Intern: Do I still get credit?
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