Oh hi hello there. I'm Mallory Blair. I am a 23-year-old New Yorker, spending most of my time making Small Girls PR run.

Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.

With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!

Your Pal Mal

I used to wish for twin brothers every day when I was growing up! And then I got them! Can you believe that? That was my wish that was fulfilled. It was like God looked down at me and said, ‘Ok, Rachel, you want twin brothers as your one wish that you’ll have granted in life? Here they are.’ And I looked back up at him and said, ‘wait, what? no!’ Rachel Mudd

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