Oh hi hello there. I'm Mallory Blair. I am a 23-year-old New Yorker, spending most of my time making Small Girls PR run.

Before landing on this page, you and I were only separated by a mere three degrees. Now we can be one on the web. That's not the definition of technological singularity but it should be.

With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will be some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!

Your Pal Mal

When I say that my Macbook gets too hot, I am not messing around.  I already have a burn on my thigh and have begun to get heat blisters on my right hand.  I finally thought to install a fan control today and cranked it to the highest rpm possible.  Still, I’m chilling easy at 131 degrees.  F my life.  As someone who uses the computer solely for word documents, internet browsing, and iTunesing, I shouldn’t have a funked up computer after only 2 years, right?

When I say that my Macbook gets too hot, I am not messing around.  I already have a burn on my thigh and have begun to get heat blisters on my right hand.  I finally thought to install a fan control today and cranked it to the highest rpm possible.  Still, I’m chilling easy at 131 degrees.  F my life.  As someone who uses the computer solely for word documents, internet browsing, and iTunesing, I shouldn’t have a funked up computer after only 2 years, right?

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