Oh hi hello there. I’m Mallory Blair. Welcome to my internet space. I am a twenty-year-old little thing. With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that! var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-4028746-1"); pageTracker._initData(); pageTracker._trackPageview(); Tumblr (3.0; @yourpalmal)http://yourpalmal.com/“You know what your problem is, Miss Whoever-You-Are? You’re chicken, you’ve got no guts....http://yourpalmal.com/post/236054654http://yourpalmal.com/post/236054654Sat, 07 Nov 2009 11:20:24 -0500Me: I cant get to the bar- it's futile. Parker: They've got a feudal system over there? Me: Yeah,...http://yourpalmal.com/post/235709009http://yourpalmal.com/post/235709009Sat, 07 Nov 2009 01:13:31 -0500<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kspumg3fhc1qz52aeo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://blog.petervidani.com/post/235492011/i-love-the-truman-show-this-is-a-shot-of-the" target="_blank">petervidani</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I love The Truman Show.  This is a shot of the controls Paul Giamatti uses to create a storm during his escape.</p> <p>You know what would be cool?  If they made a follow-up mockumentary with the actors (the ones that lived and played in Christof’s world) where they talked about what it was like.  Do many of them have real families?  Did a cameo on the show propel their work afterward?</p> <p>I’d like to know what the craziest one, Truman’s wife Meryl, did after the show.  I bet it was hard to get work.</p> </blockquote> <p>I always thought about that, too!  I wish they’d explained some of these things.</p>http://yourpalmal.com/post/235501463http://yourpalmal.com/post/235501463Fri, 06 Nov 2009 21:05:58 -0500Robin: All the new buildings here are made of styrofoam Me: It's a softer world Robin: No, its a...http://yourpalmal.com/post/234556965http://yourpalmal.com/post/234556965Thu, 05 Nov 2009 22:32:23 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/sBfdl6hNZ9k&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/sBfdl6hNZ9k&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://soupsoup.tumblr.com/post/233617332/a-designated-hitter-won-the-world-series" target="_blank">via soupsoup</a>, from his favorite baseball movie, making this my 2nd Susan Sarandon post in a row:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote></blockquote> <p><i>After 12 years in the minor leagues, I don’t try out. </i><i>Besides, I don’t believe in quantum physics when it comes to matters of the heart. I believe in the soul. The cock. The pussy. The small of a woman’s back. The hang and high curve ball. High-fiver. Good scotch. That the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweetspot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas Morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow deep soft wet kisses that last three days. G’night.</i> <i>Ha.</i></p> <blockquote></blockquote> <p>they don’t write ‘em like they used to.</p> </blockquote>http://yourpalmal.com/post/233688884http://yourpalmal.com/post/233688884Thu, 05 Nov 2009 02:15:07 -0500Nick: You realize all of your friends are older. Why is that? Me: I guess. I dont know- Ive worked...http://yourpalmal.com/post/233567174http://yourpalmal.com/post/233567174Wed, 04 Nov 2009 23:29:32 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://yourpalmal.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/232727483/tumblr_ks6gyg4dZt1qz81sm&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><a href="http://youngmanhattanite.tumblr.com/post/224913600/susan-sarandon-touch-a-touch-a-touch-me" target="_blank">youngmanhattanite</a>: Susan Sarandon - “Touch-A, Touch-A, Touch Me”</p> <p>(I won’t even try to explain how much performing in the Rocky Horror Picture Show as an 11-year-old influenced my life.  Definitely top 10 favorite movies material.)</p>http://yourpalmal.com/post/232727483http://yourpalmal.com/post/232727483Wed, 04 Nov 2009 04:06:00 -0500Rachel: Mallory, at our 10 year reunion I know I'm going to show up with a small, questionably gay...http://yourpalmal.com/post/232690833http://yourpalmal.com/post/232690833Wed, 04 Nov 2009 02:59:00 -0500My favorite eat-spot, Lovely Day, reopened!: Happy days are here again.http://yourpalmal.com/post/231966338http://yourpalmal.com/post/231966338Tue, 03 Nov 2009 11:34:48 -0500<img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksixu2j8sJ1qzvy9ho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>A photo of <a href="http://vogueadventure.com/post/231662228/via-noah-k" target="_blank">vogueadventure</a> taken by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/noahkalina/4067645148/" target="_blank">Noah K</a></p> <p>Now come down off that thing and stay put for a while, dude!  (Welcome home, Eric!)</p>http://yourpalmal.com/post/231671335http://yourpalmal.com/post/231671335Tue, 03 Nov 2009 03:36:00 -0500<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksihe3LQjD1qz7dvho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My <i>real</i> costume, though, was “Lonely Hearts Club” (as it reads on the pin.)  No Sergeant Pepper.  That’s how lonely that shit was.</p>http://yourpalmal.com/post/231375922http://yourpalmal.com/post/231375922Mon, 02 Nov 2009 21:25:00 -0500<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksih9mpS0D1qz7dvho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>With Ben as Christmas I was to assert the role of Valentine’s Day</p>http://yourpalmal.com/post/231373259http://yourpalmal.com/post/231373259Mon, 02 Nov 2009 21:22:33 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/A2guQYivZ6w&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/A2guQYivZ6w&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Christopher Walken does dramatic reading of Lady GaGa’s “Poker Face”</p>http://yourpalmal.com/post/231009210http://yourpalmal.com/post/231009210Mon, 02 Nov 2009 14:10:49 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://yourpalmal.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/230522685/tumblr_ksgvr7TS071qz7dvh&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>Bon Iver, “Skinny Love”</p> <p>Been singing in the shower lately and loudly, which isn’t usually my thing.  Alternating between this and Diana Ross’s “Baby Love”  <i>I know.</i> But on the real, I think “Baby Love” has stepped in as my favorite song.  How do we feel about that?  Good?  Great.</p>http://yourpalmal.com/post/230522685http://yourpalmal.com/post/230522685Mon, 02 Nov 2009 01:06:37 -0500<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksgiplTT0W1qznqqvo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://all.ronenv.com/post/230252062" target="_blank">ronen-v</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://yourpalmal.com/" target="_blank">Mallory</a> sees me.</p> <p>(ft. Pete Berkman of <a href="http://reblog.ronenv.com/post/92277860/aniamanaguchi-dawn-metropolis-everyone-i-show" target="_blank">Animani</a>fuckin<a href="http://reblog.ronenv.com/post/92277860/aniamanaguchi-dawn-metropolis-everyone-i-show" target="_blank">guchi</a>)</p> </blockquote> <p>Pete, Chuck, James & I have been blingied!</p>http://yourpalmal.com/post/230376496http://yourpalmal.com/post/230376496Sun, 01 Nov 2009 22:10:25 -0500amandalynferri: Hey Dudes, Thanks for coming out last night and raging your faces off, seriously,...http://yourpalmal.com/post/230194756http://yourpalmal.com/post/230194756Sun, 01 Nov 2009 18:54:00 -0500I am going to a heaping of Halloween parties between tonight and tomorrow.  Is it gauche to wear the...http://yourpalmal.com/post/228072923http://yourpalmal.com/post/228072923Fri, 30 Oct 2009 13:11:15 -0400<img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksaznlBCeY1qzson1o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>rb: <a href="http://theslyestfox.tumblr.com/post/227770420/via-iammieke" target="_blank">theslyestfox</a> (op: <a href="http://iammieke.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">iammieke</a>)</p>http://yourpalmal.com/post/227839532http://yourpalmal.com/post/227839532Fri, 30 Oct 2009 07:05:00 -0400<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksap24b6HM1qz7dvho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Bye bye lil snaggle :(  You are almost gone and I almost miss you.</p>http://yourpalmal.com/post/227289830http://yourpalmal.com/post/227289830Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:13:30 -0400<img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksa9f5a09m1qz7dvho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Happy 40th Birthday, Internet!</p>http://yourpalmal.com/post/227020872http://yourpalmal.com/post/227020872Thu, 29 Oct 2009 11:52:17 -0400