Oh hi hello there. I’m Mallory Blair, a twenty-one year old libra in the seventh house with a leo rising. With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that! var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-4028746-1"); pageTracker._initData(); pageTracker._trackPageview(); Tumblr (3.0; @yourpalmal)http://yourpalmal.com/<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l85jbbcSZr1qz7dvho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://yourpalmal.com/post/1056537505http://yourpalmal.com/post/1056537505Thu, 02 Sep 2010 23:35:40 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l85iicFslY1qz7dvho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Bored with how easy everything came in his former career, Michael Jackson faked his own death in order to start anew advertising real estate on top of an apartment posting in Tokyo.</p>http://yourpalmal.com/post/1056460046http://yourpalmal.com/post/1056460046Thu, 02 Sep 2010 23:18:00 -0400<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2010/09/02/fashion/02scouting.html?_r=1&scp=1&sq=velita&st=cse">Velita Boutique Opening in the NY Times Style Section!</a>: <p><a href="http://smallgirls.tumblr.com/post/1053704968/velita-boutique-opening-in-the-ny-times-style-section" target="_blank">smallgirls</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>And don’t miss <a href="http://velita.com" target="_blank">Velita</a>’s Fashion’s Night Out party!  More details soon.</p> </blockquote>http://yourpalmal.com/post/1056252367http://yourpalmal.com/post/1056252367Thu, 02 Sep 2010 22:32:14 -0400<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l84b7n0vfq1qz7dvho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Ni hong go ga skii.</p>http://yourpalmal.com/post/1052910951http://yourpalmal.com/post/1052910951Thu, 02 Sep 2010 07:43:05 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l81tleMNpZ1qz7dvho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Really getting into the back to school spirit over here.</p>http://yourpalmal.com/post/1045804301http://yourpalmal.com/post/1045804301Tue, 31 Aug 2010 23:27:19 -0400<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l807avaFWd1qz7dvho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Our new friend just whispered to me “shhhh. I dont rike Engrand”</p>http://yourpalmal.com/post/1041078209http://yourpalmal.com/post/1041078209Tue, 31 Aug 2010 02:28:14 -0400<p>Quick Ash! Wake up! There’s a she-wolf in the closet!</p> <p>Followed by trying a horrible rendition of she wolf on my new otamatone (a less.expensive Japanese answer to the theremin)</p>http://yourpalmal.com/post/1039616504http://yourpalmal.com/post/1039616504Mon, 30 Aug 2010 20:55:44 -0400<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7zofnXQ561qz7dvho1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Stefan set me up on a friend date with Yoshiko yesterday. We spent nine hours together, a couple of those getting lost, but mostly spotting Harajuku girls in their Sunday best and shopping for crazy bright colored trinkets under 100 yen. At one point we passed a store crowded with giggling twenty something going in and out of shower curtains and I asked what it was. Yoshiko pulled me in to a huge store completely full of photobooth machines that you can put all sorts of graffiti and stickers on instantly. Here’s one from the set.</p>http://yourpalmal.com/post/1039274325http://yourpalmal.com/post/1039274325Mon, 30 Aug 2010 19:40:36 -0400<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7yupwsAAu1qz7dvho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>What happens when you order the pizza on the menu here…</p>http://yourpalmal.com/post/1036697875http://yourpalmal.com/post/1036697875Mon, 30 Aug 2010 08:58:50 -0400<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7yjrwVB0l1qz7dvho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Puppy Rental Store. Noooo!</p>http://yourpalmal.com/post/1035967818http://yourpalmal.com/post/1035967818Mon, 30 Aug 2010 05:02:27 -0400<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7ycuuoRPj1qz7dvho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>St. Marc cafe? It’s like I didn’t leave my block.</p>http://yourpalmal.com/post/1035476431http://yourpalmal.com/post/1035476431Mon, 30 Aug 2010 02:33:02 -0400<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7xtsm5XZy1qz7dvho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Just chillin with my homegirl in her homeland.</p>http://yourpalmal.com/post/1033635261http://yourpalmal.com/post/1033635261Sun, 29 Aug 2010 19:41:16 -0400<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7wmykSgHT1qz7dvho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Just went to a daytime anime rave. Hell yeah.</p>http://yourpalmal.com/post/1030013452http://yourpalmal.com/post/1030013452Sun, 29 Aug 2010 04:16:03 -0400<p>Two words in Japanese that translate to Fifteen-Year-Old Girls Sucking Dick For Money To Buy Handbags</p>http://yourpalmal.com/post/1028654988http://yourpalmal.com/post/1028654988Sat, 28 Aug 2010 23:09:53 -0400<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7tnc0wypD1qz7dvho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My seat for the next 13 hours. Siyanara, New Yorku!</p>http://yourpalmal.com/post/1020605183http://yourpalmal.com/post/1020605183Fri, 27 Aug 2010 13:31:19 -0400<p>Tomorrow morning I leave for Tokyo!</p> <p><a href="http://brotherladies.tumblr.com/post/1017637199/blip-tokyo-challenge-checklist" target="_blank">brotherladies</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Because I’m jealous that I can’t go, here’s a dumb scavenger hunt! Winner gets a prize!!! </p> <p>Collect as many of the following as you can! The person with the most wins! </p> <p>(I’m might add to this list, bc people have great suggestions—more suggestions are welcome!!</p> <p>1. A photo of you eating at least 3 big macs surrounded by a group of uniformed Japanese school girls flashing American gang signs</p> <p>2. Proof that you sat on a male prostitute’s lap</p> <p>3. A photo of the stupidest shoes you have ever seen</p> <p>4. A photo of the most terrifying & questionably perishable item you can possibly procure from a vending machine</p> <p>5. A photo of a Tokyo native wearing a shirt with English writing that makes absolutely no sense.</p> <p>6. A photo of a video store clerk looking annoyed as you “CAN’T BELIEVE THE COVERS OF THESE HENTAI DVDS!”</p> <p>*numbers 4 & 5 submitted by Kris Keyser</p> </blockquote>http://yourpalmal.com/post/1018912767http://yourpalmal.com/post/1018912767Fri, 27 Aug 2010 04:54:18 -0400<p>moved the couch & coffee table out of the living room and am now using it as a dance studio.</p>http://yourpalmal.com/post/1003612438http://yourpalmal.com/post/1003612438Tue, 24 Aug 2010 10:22:44 -0400<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7malu6dLr1qz739bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://carolinemartin.tumblr.com/post/999021562/wooners-gonna-woon" target="_blank">carolinemartin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://yourpalmal.com" target="_blank">Wooners</a> <a href="http://eightbit.tumblr.com" target="_blank">gonna</a> <a href="http://blogwell.tumblr.com" target="_blank">woon</a>.</p> </blockquote> <p>C-C-C-Creighton, Caldwell, Caroline & I in an igloo which we were personally escorted out of shortly thereafter.</p>http://yourpalmal.com/post/999391901http://yourpalmal.com/post/999391901Mon, 23 Aug 2010 15:45:38 -0400Me: we had shirts that said MATH + TEAM = MATH TEAM with numbers on the back<br /> Creighton: were the numbers real or imaginary?http://yourpalmal.com/post/993382785http://yourpalmal.com/post/993382785Sun, 22 Aug 2010 12:53:39 -0400<object width="400" height="326"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/lgALhKr4ZZo&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/lgALhKr4ZZo&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="326" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><span>A doctor once told me I feel too much. I said, ‘So does God. That’s why you can see the Grand Canyon from the moon.’</span></p> <p><span>- Andrea Gibson, Jellyfish</span></p>http://yourpalmal.com/post/992863779http://yourpalmal.com/post/992863779Sun, 22 Aug 2010 10:23:00 -0400these poems are my birthmarks and i came thisclose to having them removed